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I FUCKING KNEWWW IT. I recognized Sandra Oh’s voice instantly and just confirmed she is one of the narrators. My queen. Anyway this is a good book so far, it’s opening my eyes up to history I’m unfamiliar with. Education woohoo!

Annoyed bc my loan ended so now I’m back on the waiting list whatever man.

Listening to the audiobook so that I can read books 2&3. I really enjoyed this book so I’m happy to return to it. Just a genuinely good cozy fantasy novel

Telling some hot random person in the hotel hot tub that you want to fuck them is crazy bold but yolo girl. She decided not to k word herself so she wants da pp now

Didn’t expect this to start off with the main character saying “I’m going to kms today” and she’s actually planning it all

Watching off campus AGAIN because I’m crazy obsessed and I now feel this sudden urge to read the books. THEY ARE SO SEXY I need to experience Dean in the book

I can’t stand this poopoo caca

Heard this one is shit from butt so let’s see if that’s true

Gosh…I will be rewatching the show after this. I think they are so adorable man

Just imagining Hudson and Connor fr

Keep thinking of the Eric Dane quote from euphoria “the porn on your computer made my jaw drop” when I’m listening to this because I cannot believe how much smut is in this😭😭😭I have never read so much of this I am baffled. I had it on while I was in the shower and had to turn it off immediately LMAOO

ILYA ROZANOV MENTION OHHHH YEAHHH

I’m laughing at how terrible the narration for Kip is I HATE THE VOICE IT SOUNDS LIKE BATMAN???

Only reading this series so I can get more Ilya + Holland content

I didn’t go into this expecting a literary masterpiece at all because Ali Hazelwood is deeply unserious but, the MMC being named Mortimer is crazy LMAO she’s really laying that dark academia/gothic aesthetic on thick

I know I read this like 3-4 years ago but DAMN I didn’t remember there was so much sex 😭😭😭it’s tasteful but still like girll okay! Lol

Inject this shit into my veins man

So …Libby auto returned the book so I’m on the waitlist again LOL. Was too busy watching Christian Bale look sexy in the Batman during my surgery recovery to to read😪

Idgaf. I love this fucking book😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I can’t wait for the movie like I’m already seated. The theater staff is begging me to leave and I’m not budging

Gandalf is the biggest flake fr

The urge to reread/listen to the Song of Achilles again🚬🏳️‍🌈

I’m confused as heck. I want more of the octopus POV chapters though

A 32 year old going for an 18 year old…NASTY.

When you find yourself realizing you’ve had some of these convos with your mom and how it’s impacted your growth…

“Take off your shirt Jackson! It might save us.” 😭😭😭???? Wtf

“She looked like a bag of skittles and after kissing her, I know she tasted like one too.” 😭😭😭😭???? He literally tasted the rainbow… he’s so down bad for that cookie it’s driving him to madness

There is no proper yearning so I’m uninterested. They’re poser yearners

Sometimes I hate audiobooks because hearing someone say cringey shit is even worse than reading it. Like oh you’re trying not to look at her cleavage bc her shirt isn’t buttoned up all the way. Ok perv! Like it sounds weird hearing it keep those thoughts to yourself😭😭

Dude the one thing I cannot stand is how there are two narrators and dual POVs BUT the narrators aren’t talking to each other yk? Like the narrator for Delilah is making her voice deeper when Delilah is talking to Jackson instead of just talking to Jackson’s voice actor and vice versa.