Isabelle Vlach > Recent Status Updates

totally didn’t realize this was a play when i bought it but i think im liking it

did the author intentionally name all the main characters after animals (woolf, bird, fox)?? and we have a harrison and a mrs. harris?🤔

i can’t believe the author is younger than me this is incredible so far😭

really enjoying this so far! finally a good literary fiction again😭❤️‍🔥

listening to the audiobook and these German pronunciations are… something. also put Mauthausen in the wrong country

take a shot every time he mentions walmart

ancient civilizations are just so sick

reading this for school book club and omg the amount of similarities between this and trumps america is cray cray fr

he fingy’d her but then she ruined the moment bc she heard through her earpiece that the nonsexy aliens are coming to abduct her again 😔

he gifted her a d*ldo clone of his p3nis to try to win her affection😔

i guess i’m starting with book #3😐 auf deutsch

guys it’s so hard to read when i’m on my period

wtf is up with the word “poopy”

take a shot every time Riley Sager uses the word „shimmy“ 👎

slaying so hard so far i love disturbed characters

there are so many characters in this book help