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Captains log. 12% into our journey and still no signs of pegging.

Obsessed

delicious

My kids are gonna be so bored when they have to read this in their middle school English class

No matter how fast I listen to this audiobook there appears to still be: more book.

holy hetero Batman

I might get PTSD just from reading this book

There’s a rainbow hockey stick on the front but the bi FMC falls in insta-love with a dude and has a super hetero relationship with him and there’s with zero interiority about bi erasure. Therefore I am deeply bored.

Kinda boring for a thriller

Appropriate to read with 9yr olds? Finding out the hard way :D

Only finishing this book bc I have book goals instead of DNF

Ew

I’m done reading for the year. I don’t need any other books after this one here.

flawless

see also: how to make demon possessions and thruples boring

delicious brain rot

I’m going to give this book 5 stars for name alone and you can’t convince me not to

The author’s preferred terms for male and female genitals within the text of this nonfiction are PUSSY and DICK. I wish I were kidding. Like he’s trying to write a serious book about sex ed and is all “pussy this and dick that.” At least he says breast and not dem tiddies 🙄🙄

What in the wes anderson is this

this book is finally crawling its way to a 3-star kind of book. feels like the book is waking up from anesthesia.

YOOOOO bussin author alert

raise you hand if you’ve ever been the victim of a gorgeous book cover