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I’m having a great time

🥺 alright I’m invested

I turn the volume down when I pull up to stop lights to protect the innocence of the general public

Let me sum up the banter for you:
“You want me” “ew, I would never, I hate you bc you’re mean and ugly” “I can smell your lady juices from here” FMC screams in frustration. My 8 year old nephew has better emotional regulation. ALSO quite the potty mouths on these characters. Note to the editors - 415 uses of the word “fuck” - WAY too many.

WDYM this is over 600 pages? At chapter 16 the word c*ck has already been used 7 times and apparently there are 29 more to come. Enemies to lovers WHERE? I’m struggling to find the plot given I have yet to find a chapter where the FMC isn’t ogling some man or arguing who wants who more. IF I finish this, it will be LUCKY to get 2 stars. Also wtf kind of a name is Kingfisher? Clearly can’t listen to this at work