Amy > Recent Status Updates

“He wiped his face, and then—his favourite part of the day—gazed at himself in the looking glass.”
Jezal ✨

“Oh stop whining! How old are you? Five? Why don’t you go back to sucking on your mother’s tit, infant?”

“My mother’s dead,”

“Dead? Lucky her…”

slay

“if you’re the wrong kind of woman then i’m the wrong kind of man” 🤪

“When she finds your stash of Bigfoot erotica under your race car bed, maybe the ship will circle back.”

they way i’m actually simpin for this man

happy 2025 besties! i have decided i will be as insufferable as possible on here and will be posting every thought i have while reading. enjoy <3