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we read this in 3rd grade read aloud and i remember it inspired me to make maps of imaginary lands

ugh what in the hunger games is happening??

hehehehe

i had no idea gideon was gonna be a girl

merry christmas to meeeee

something about december gets me in the mood for a victorian murder mystery

i really want a donut

boo goodreads why did you choose an ugly cover

ohhh baby it’s picking up now

this book is so depressing to be reading at bedtime

i know i read this but i can’t remember anything that happens so i might as well reread it

this woman eats so much toast

BUSH BITCH BOOK CLUBBBBBBBBB

vampires are messyyyyy

WITCH WITCH YOURE A BITCH

this book is looooooooooooooooooooooong

the grownups need to step their shit up and LEAD bc these unformed prefrontal cortexes are not getting the job done

ahhhh i’m so close to the end and i don’t want it to be over

my library books are glaring daggers at me to read them first BUT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR LITERAL YEARS AND I’M TOO EXCITED

this guy talks about farts a lot

i’m STRESSED