Bridget Fitzpatrick > Recent Status Updates

Ok NOW this is getting interesting

I refuse to bring this book to a third apartment

I'm really struggling with how out of touch the author is. Oh no, your now ex-husband had such a hard life...living in a seven-room co-op in Manhattan, attending prep school, but not having the money to go on vacation or go out to eat! The tragedy!

I haven’t opened this book in so long I had to start over 🫠

I can’t believe Harry Styles invented the word “aperture”

I can’t believe I’m halfway through this book and the most action that’s happened has been a kiss on the HAND?! Where is the sex?! But also he’s kind of an animal/monster thing, is it kosher for them to have sex? This feels illegal

This is a BLAST so far

Holy hell this is taking me forever