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this is giving me heartache. maybe i'm just not immune to propaganda (garfield face) but his writing is actively giving me heart ache. :(

i didn't think i would be rooting for the amish guy to win her over but fuck richard bruce all my homies hate richard bruce (and this fucking book)

i think this was written by ai. i do not believe a real person could write like this. she is deeply horny and on that damn thesaurus way too much

BROOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

i was gonna read this in english to prepare myself to read it in spanish but. you know what. i don't think i'm advanced enough to understand cannibalism in spanish quite yet. how foolish of me.

my pdf version of this book is def fucked up cuz i keep missing pages i think but good god if i havent been this enraptured in a book in ages and that includes when i read all of the lord of the flies in one day

very very interesting. i like it.

i don’t know if i’m reading this book properly because i’m reading one big long pdf with no quotation marks and lots of big jumps but i’m enjoying it.

so much more interesting that i was expecting

unfortunately i am still doing this

this book can eat shit it reads like a fourteen year old whose mom let him say fuck for the first time

what a good ass book i want to hug my mother so badly

this book makes me want to hug my mom

he is so funny. just a funny little guy.

I LOVE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS!!!! (yes heroes of olympus is a percy jackson book to me stfu) i fucking love leo

the curse of re-reading is knowing how this book ends.

i'm rereading because danika's reading for the first time

i'm so upset. theres >100 pages left and two husbands and yet everyone is happy. i'm so upset.

if this doesn't end well for the two of them i'm going to be so hurt

yes i'm reading another colleen hoover book even though i despised the last one because they're the only thing i can get my brain to work with. also what the fuck is this a romance because if jeremy and lowen end up together i'm actually going to set fire upon this library

it's basically just a fanfic but this is a hilarious jump from sharp objects and i need something simple so i will keep reading