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Jesús fucking Christ Edward stfu

Okay now I know why the OG books didn't include Edward's thoughts....

The elderly woman audiobook narrator has been getting a little too into the smut dialogue!!!!

I'm soooooo tempted to DNF but I gotta push through for the book club 🫡

I'm not done yet so I'll have like real thoughts afterward but this is so NOT what the average experience is for someone in mental health treatment. Like I need to know what insurance Anna Marie Tendler had because I'm shocked they didn't cut her for not actually having criteria for residential treatment

@Hannah I'm FINALLY starting this lol thank you for letting me borrow this for 7 years

Being off work means I can listen to an audiobook all day and nobody can stop me hehe

Yeah idk why I've been sleeping on audiobooks, my pebble of an attention span really thought I could sit down and read a book

I've skipped through like 30 pages I'm over it

edward WOULD be the type of man who thinks he could fly a commercial airliner in an emergency situation