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"God, killing people is much easier than having to talk to them" LMFSLMDKR

“because I’ve been one step away from being in love with you for my entire life" 😭😭😭😭

FINALLLLLYLYLYLYLYLYYYYYLYLYLYLLY!!!!!

This book is everything I could ever hope for I'm literally GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET AND TWIRLING MY HAIR BETWEEN MY FINGERS

"I swear, when men were created, the universe replaced their brain cells with audacity" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I know it's a cliche, but classic "car breaks down on the side of the road rescue mission"???? I'm obsessed already

Take a shot every time Sutton reminds you she's never slept with a woman before 😑

Starting to think imma have a love-hate relationship with this book. Every time I go to DNF it suddenly gets interesting????

"I don't think I can leave you" 😭😭😭😭😭

"watching Maddie was like watching the sun rise on her early morning walks through the woods" oh 🥹 i love them your honor🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Feeeeeeeelinnnnggggss!!!!!

These two are gonna be real annoying, aren't they HAHAKSMDLFM

Ronaldo is such an unsexy name!!!! Why would HD do this to me

I'm not crying there's just a tree in my eye

AFTER EVERYTHING. AFTER *EVERYTHING*...... PLEASE TELL ME RED DOESN'T FUCKING DIE????? NO NO NO NO NO

"I don't think I can do any of this without you. And even if I can... I don't want to" BRB SOBBING OVER THIS STUPID BOOK ABOUT STUPID VAMPIRES

"I really thought dying would be a little less fuck-me-this-hurts and a little more, old haggared lesbian in her bed, wrinkled and cranky with the love of her life."

Awesome start to book 3 LMAOOOOOOOOOO

We are Xavier stans first and human beings second

"Aaaaaaand I'm done. Do you know how expensive this shirt is?" LMFLSKDKFMFK

"I'm still not convinced that's enough reason for me to move into your house."
"Castle."
"Oh I'm sorry, does your ego need to be told how big your house is?"

LMFAOOOOKXMAOMSOFNNF YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM