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IM SO CLOSE TO FREEDOM (never having to hear this guys russian accent ever again)

i’m finally almost free from this guys bad russian accent thank the lord

wait tea sorry guys i promise i have in depth thoughts im just in migraine hell rn

have a migraine but powering through for yaoi and my anthropological study

yo this is wild yall

IM COMING TO THE COTTAGE BITCH YASSSSSSSSSSS

#WILLYOUCOMETOMYCOTTAGETHISSUMMERDONTGOTORUSSIACOMETOMYHOUSE

shane after the all stars heart to heart: ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya ilya. bro has NAWT stopped using his first name and i think that’s beautiful.

waittttt different will you come to my cottage just dropped that’s crazy

ding dong the wicked bitch is dead

WARRRRR ISSSS OVEEERRRRRR! but i do gotta say once again i like the added aspect from the show where ilya is vulnerable and cries in front of shane i think that was a nice detail that jacob tierney added

ilya after looking up what compatible meant: YIPPEE 🕺🎉🎊🍾🙌🏻

okay why are the all star games taking place in january girl that’s now how that works

ROSE TELLING SHANE HE IS GAY AND SVETLANA INTRO WE R SO UP! my beautiful ladies! prefer svetlana’s show counterpart definitely i think her and ilya being childhood best friends adds a lot of depth to them personally

rose landry my goat 🩷 love her down i just wish she wasn’t being narrated by this fuck ass guy oh my god i should’ve read the ebook instead of the audiobook this guy needs to go to prison for the way he is reading my beautiful princess rose landry’s lines

CLUB SCENE GOES CRAZY GIRL FUCK YOU MEAN SHANE HOLLANDER HAS TO PULL ASIDE ON THE ROAD BECAUSE HES CRYING SO HARD BRUH WHATTTTTTTTT

“shane liked a girl! he laughed at how ridiculously high his standards were” so shane girl what you experienced was actually queening out. baseline friendship. my sweet angel you are still gay as hell wjwkdjfkng

lots to say about the tuna melt scene but i think shane hollander might be a psychopath because why was he raw dogging his jeans no underwear after the hookup

listening to buffalo slander after we broke the 14 year playoff drought and lost to montreal in round 2 in a game 7 is crazy when heat rivalry the tv show is the reason we broke said drought in the first place #gaybres

ilya rozanov fake idgafer you want that shane hollander cookie bad girl

shane hollander in the torture nexus like damn situationship ghosted you for six months then you had to watch him win the stanley cup then you had to present an award with him then you guys fuck and he gives you no aftercare just shitty vodka AND he doesn’t even kiss you…. ilya rozanov lucky shane didn’t have a girl friend in his life like me bc it would be over i fear i’d tell him to leave

having to hear this guys horrible russian accent has me feeling like sisyphus. anyways interesting that here shane knows about russia’s anti gay laws versus being oblivious to it in the show. i will also say we’re going very in depth with that but not a lot with anything about racism in the nhl which is strange to me when you have a poc main character

SEX CONDO APPEARANCE GUYS WE R SO UP‼️ also ilya grinning like an idot the entire cab ride back to his hotel... i know what you are #loverboy #downbad #youlikethatwasianboy

i'm sorry but ever since the guy whi narrates this audiobook said tuesday like my yinzer grandmother i just have not been able to take him seriously. like im trying to lock into the love story of all time #hollanov and do my investigative journalism on the side and this guy is in my ears talking crazy bro it's killing me

okay but shane making ilya wait like two years was so buzzy 3 i miss that

okay so we have shane talking about the nhl being fake inclusive (true!) in terms of queerness and how he knows this but wouldn't this also be a good time to mention he also knows this because of the racism he's faced in this very cis-het white sport?

"everything the league wanted from its stars" about that!

i'm thinking already that i am going to prefer the show. not because the book is bad! i'm having a fun time! but because clearly a director fell in love with this story and elevated it in a way that stays true to the source material

fellas is it gay to think of another guys ass as perfect after being obsessed with him for half a year. shane hollander my little gay flower 🩷🩷🩷

i would pay money to have hudson williams and connor storrie narrate this book instead like im sorry. much love to this man who is reading this to me but i truly can't take you seriously i'm sorry