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If a character shows up who’s a creamy skinned, barely legal, 5’0” & 80lb girl whose eyes are described with too much detail, you can rest assured that geralt WILL be seeing her knockers in like 2 pages flat. Even if he doesn’t want to, he ALWAYS gets a piece of that. It’s his curse

Just got to the part in the middle of the book where the author tells you directly to stop reading the book and go drink some water and emotionally prepare yourself for what’s to come so im gonna do that