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Now THIS is what I’m saying, we’re eating good now girls

I’m going to start pulling the hair follicles from my head

What in the fuck is this chicks problem?? Go to therapy!!!

Dark cowboy romance save me from romantasy tropes for a few days 🙏🏼

Reading a book by this author that isn’t in Thezmarr…I don’t get it?? Where’s Kip???

OBSESSED. More of this.

Obsessed with these characters actually

His smile was sardonic. "Ravenal, we both know thou art not going in public like... this."
Just like that, I liked my outfit.
It has a certain flair.

Kicking my feet

Who’s reading this ??? (Me)

Ok hunger games x quicksilver

“Dragged it over the place on his helmet where his mouth ought to be, then held it up like a token. It caught the light and flut-tered, as small and delicate as a pallid white moth. The hem of my Divining robe, the number VI embroidered in the silk.”
Screams heard in my house

Just reading the first ‘I say Bartholomew’ has caused tears in my eyes. Please protect Bartholomew at all cost 😭

The vampire is looking for a cure for vampirism? So incredibly unrelatable

Reading this while waiting for Phoebe to be on and island so we can distance read TKATM

Waiiiit okay twist!!!

Hold on that was actually a good scene

40% into this arraigned marriage book and they’re still…not married?

I think a 16 year old wrote this but I’ll keep reading

The vampire prince is reading a romance book in an ancient language to war off her nightmares on the road. And there’s one horse. And they just visited a pleasure temple and were under the influence of a sexy drug. They haven’t touched hands yet.

"Your sword dislikes me," Septimus observed.
"Well, yes. She hates vampires."
"Perhaps if you're both lucky, she'll get to drink my blood one day."
I gave him a smile that was more of a baring of teeth. "Maybe if you're lucky, you'll get to drink mine."
SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL

The mere implication of a vampire mmc looking at a human fmc hungrily…yup

"Say sorry, Elara. Say you're an infuriating menace of a wife." 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Here’s the thing. I’m eating this up.

“…the queen was the fiercest piece on the board, but ultimately, she was expendable. That she existed to be sacrificed if it ensured the king's survival."

And now I hate chess

Patrick plEASE

Not a single ounce of genuine connection, honour or loyalty. I’m so over these people.

It’s like I’m so checked out then something interesting happens for 5 seconds then I’m over it again

After over two years on my TBR it is time.

I am the president of the fictional piercing appreciation club

So my brain chemistry just permanently shifted