Charlie Pennell > Recent Status Updates

can't tell if theres actually a certain kind of subtext here or if im crazy

current ranking:
1) virgil
2) sophia
BIG GAP
3) beverly
4) lorene
5) thom

this is five nights at freddy's. this is literally charlie emily/crying child and im not even joking

this book is one thousand pages. and as far as i can tell its ONE SENTENCE

i bought this book in january so my anticipation is high

this police officer is boring me out of my skull

the colour scheme of this books cover is making my eyes water

imagine a world where everyone has no money

once again ive brought a book home from the library only to realise its part of a series i haven't read. whatever ill see if i understand whats happening

one smidge of subtext. im begging

margarita and behemoth lowkey queening out i love this book

idek how long its been. so so good though

from the blurb im expecting this to be pretty much a 389 page reddit post

salems lot to spellbound is the full girlhood spectrum

better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

okay this is going to change my life

this is phenomenal

logically i know there is a plot but i seriously cant get a hold of it wtf is going on

this is making me queasy

wait this is so funny

if it was the bitchy punk girl she was stalking this book would be ten million stars

shes not texting me back. time for lighthearted heterosexual romance

the pages are so thick ive never had a book like this

let it be known that i bought my copy from t.k.maxx

wait this is so sweet and sad

the tagline 'hunted. hunter. destined for each other' makes me a little nervous about this one. straight people have let me down a lot before please just let them be equals