Haley > Recent Status Updates

EXCUSE ME BERNADETTE WHAT THE FUCK

Someone tell Noa her friends all suck

my head is throbbing what the FUCK

mrs harris you are sus as fuck

you got me fucked up because WHAT

“Your grandmother was the woman who died twice” come again?

“The man looks like a saggy boob dressed in a suit” is one of the funniest things i’ve read in a long time

I think i’m going to have to DNF this. We’re literally going in circles and there’s is NOTHING HAPPENING, and I love a romcom but this makes no sense and it’s so long for zero reason.

I’m literally 1% in and i’m already obsessed with Rupert 😂

HE GOT HER NANAS RING REDONE IM GONNA SOB

Asher talking shit about twilight is very me

Asher my sweet baby I love you so much

🎧/ im not going to lie to you, im bored as fuck.

🎧/ ariel is a little bitch actually.

okay but him calling her mama GOT. ME.

Liv my girl you have me STRESSED TF OUT

HE CHANGED HER CONTACT NAME TO LIVI GIRL 😭

“Im always pretty” asher STOP

Not Asher calling her Oblivia😂😂😂

“Cassie came back. No one ever has. But she did, she left and came back. For me” 😭😭😭😭

“He looks like a dick with ears” lmaooooo

Literally no one:
Cassie: fucking cowboys

There is nothing I love more than a small town country family dinner. like all the warm and fuzzies

First off, LOVE fiona. second, dax can go choke on a cactus

I just need to pack up my entire life and move to the country because this is my dream

I wasn’t expecting that HELLO???

The way I cry about every child birth in books but thinking about it in real life makes me nauseous

Chapter 46 you will always be everything to me oh my
god

my love language will forever be when people remember things that you like and surprise you with them without you even asking… like what do you mean he got her favorite foods and drinks and put them in a truck and had them ride the horses to the picnic i’m gonna sob

I forgot how much I loved the ashby family 😭