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"we're sooo back!" i whisper quietly so no one notices I'm not reading the books I promised to finish

that was fun!

affirmations:
i can do this
i can read house of leaves
this book will not defeat me
no book has ever defeated me
i am better than the dnf shelf
i will read this fucking book

I'm so fucking annoyed with this fucking piece of shit

suffering.

"we're sooooo back", i say, hesitantly and unconvincingly, as i struggle through Johnny's 89th several page long rant about nothing

where my nerds at!! another middle grade banger has hit my goodreads

adam be like "you've gotta read this banger truuusttttt" and then hand you a fucking tome longer than the bible

wha t

HE'S IRON MAN

:( i wanted emmett to be the conduit

ok mr riggs show me what youve got

i know I said i was going to try and finish House of Leaves but consider: Adam can't see my goodreads so i can do what i want

How did we arrive at this conclusion even

What are we even yapping about

im sorry wtf is happening

bruh i knew it. this aint my first rodeo I had an Ace Attorney phase back in the day...

it's ok you can get to the point now mr turton

fucking of course he's dead. Ophelia ass bitch

if we were doomed yaoi

the plot woulda been like 5 pages if they just talked to each other, called an ambulance, admitted it happened in self defense like cmon oh my god none of this was necessary you pretentious motherfuckers

correct edition this time, does goodreads work like this? idk, no one knows how goodreads works

murder mystery where?? all i see is theatre kids beefing

Isra might be Sevika (arcane)'s long lost cousin or something