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Noah is on page 199 of 465 of The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3)

I fear Philip is juggling too many povs and I only really care about a few of them

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Noah is on page 120 of 465 of The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3)

How are you trying to tell me that a lady who was almost a nun doesn't know what playing the role of the serpent means

— Nov 04, 2026 02:52PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 37 of 465 of The Amber Spyglass (His Dark Materials, #3)

Oh my god I forgot about the gay angels

Book one in this fun thing I'm doing where I read a book that has been published every year I've been alive. Some new, some rereads. Book number 1, published in 2000

— Oct 30, 2026 11:04AM Add a comment

Noah is on page 190 of 370 of The Subtle Knife (His Dark Materials, #2)

Wish I didn't have to sleep

— Oct 18, 2026 05:35PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 29 of 370 of The Subtle Knife (His Dark Materials, #2)

Now on to my favourite book in the series!!! Will my boy!

— Oct 09, 2026 04:00PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 279 of 399 of Northern Lights (His Dark Materials, #1)

I'm sure I read someone say, take your daughter to work day gone wrong

— Oct 09, 2026 11:45AM Add a comment

Noah is on page 142 of 399 of Northern Lights (His Dark Materials, #1)

Imagining the BBC adaptation so much that I forgot that Lyra was blonde. Won't ever forgive them for what they did to Ma Costa

Anyways I thoroughly am enjoying rereading these books

— Sep 26, 2026 05:59AM Add a comment

Noah is 52% done with Graveyard Shift

"What's your ETA"
"Two minutes" made me laugh out loud at work. Twenty one pilots has really ruined my brain. Now Midwest indigo is stuck in my head

— Sep 23, 2026 12:57PM Add a comment

Noah is 20% done with Graveyard Shift

Not far in but I kinda like tuck

— Sep 21, 2026 05:12PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 181 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)

Eli and Serena are genuinely unbearable

— Sep 19, 2026 02:17PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 35 of 402 of Vicious (Villains, #1)

Victor vale my beloved

— Sep 14, 2026 03:30PM Add a comment

Noah is on page 280 of 384 of A Botanical Daughter

Not being funny bc if I was Jenny and the plant girl appeared when my lovers body went missing, that is low-key obsessed with me started growing daises where my lover loved to wear them and grew forget me knots where she was stabbed to death I'd start to think hmm and connect some dots but that's just me

— Sep 13, 2026 04:51PM Add a comment