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if murphy's law was a book

hmm

wowza

woof

she's cooking with some of these

moving very fast

finally people start turning into rhinos

read more of THIS in the park!! super enjoyable and making me glad i bought it

read more of this on the plane. when do we get to the rock music

finishing this in the next 24 hours mark my words

this really is just a shakespearean version of the secret history and nonetheless i am seated

hmm

at this point i should start an elin hildebrand hydration game. if there's a double yolked scrambled egg mention drink some water. if a husband cheats drink some water. if there's a messy but beautiful young woman in her 20s with family issues that have yet to be revealed drink. if she dies finish the bottle!