Lesley Porterfield > Recent Status Updates

Y’ALL BROKE HER LEG AND THEN PUT HER IN THE PASSENGER SEAT??

“Somehow he hadn’t appreciated that the primary business of graverobbing was, in fact, digging.” SHUT UPPP LITTLE GAY MAN

You just manipulated this poor little lesbian into telling you where her best friend’s body is so you can use it ?!! And you’re showing up to the grave with a hand spade? What ?!

This reads like Dickens but is about lesbian sex workers I’m obsessed

Honestly… chapter 28 was the most interesting thing to happen yet in the whole book. I wish post-transformation it just turned into them finding people for Azzie to eat.

Omg they scissored

“…elks and stag antlers whose branching racks threw long shadows across the grinning mounted heads of wild boar…”

“…his breath smelling of beer, garlic, and anger.”

“Terror, like cold mud, was clear on their faces.”

“I am hopelessly in love with you and the only thing that is keeping me from following you around like a stray dog for the rest of my life is the fact that it would make you hate me even more.” Jesus CHRIST CALIBAN

DANCING RATS!

Obsessed w Caliban. I need him.

Telling a Disgraced Paladin who was possessed by a demon and killed several nuns under said possession he looks like “a regular ladykiller” in an attempt to hit on him was insane T. Kingfisher I love your mind.