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“now we are five” more like now i am sobbing uncontrollably 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

rereading in preparation for TONY 😄

best summer ever is by far my favorite essay so far & maybe one of my favorites of recent times

this is the stuff of nightmares. the happy birthday text?!?!!?! nahhhhh man

men are genuinely terrifying

it’s genuinely pissing me off that i have to go to bed i need to keep reading this

reading the final version in its totality
let me just say…..we’re gettin to that GOOD GOOD rn

i love reading on the beach :)

khe sahn & mrs dunbar had me cackling out loud. david sedaris might be the funniest man to ever use the written word!

the essays were so funny i truly laughed out loud so many times but it was just not the right format for me. like it wasn’t essays it felt like reading someone’s book of stand up jokes. content wise i give it 5/5 but it just wasn’t what i was expecting so 3/5

ashes…the essay you are…WOW