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“Pull up a chair and call the cat a bastard”

“Yes, trees had got it all worked out. Duke Felmet glared at the forest roof. Selfish bastards.”

"So we're surrounded by absolutely nothing," said Rincewind. "Total nothing." He hesitated.
"There's a word for it," he said. "It's what you get when there's nothing left and everything's been used up."
"Yes. I think it's called the bill," said Eric.

“I run, therefore I am; more correctly, I run, therefore with any luck I'll still be.”

"That was my egg, you bastard!"

“‘I wish I knew then what I know now’? But when you got older, you found out that you now wasn’t you then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road to becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp.”