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me 🤝 ilya rozanov
knee pain

The almost died but my lightning were still on top 💪

So like their plane almost crashes otw to tampa… i live in tampa… dawg…

As much of a gooner as i am the fact that there hasnt been a sex scene yet is amazing

Sorry its like the end of the book that previous statement was meant for now

Ur telling me the most pivitol event that causes the shift in heated rivalry happens after these guys date for like THREE MONTHS???? WHAT???

out of all teams to remain the same… the NEW YORK JETS???? NOT EVEN THE GIANTS??? THE JETS???? THIS WAS PUBLISHED IN 2018 WHEN THE GIANTS WERE STILL GOOD AND WE HAD MANNING AND OBJ AND YOU MENTION THE JETS????? THIS IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF ACTUALLY

Chelsea Piers mentioned oh my god my place of work

the law of equivalent exchange… i havent heard that phrase in a long time (i rewatch fullmetal alchemist all the time)

Im gonna be so real idk how i feel abt this rn

Getting sent to the first circle of hell for reminding everyone that Dartmouth is an Ivy is an insane and hilarious pull

Oh my god are they exes

He must be the best advisor ever if his grad students are going to literal hell for him actually bc if i know any of the grad students ive worked with half of them hate their advisors

everytime i read this book i wish i was out surfing

wait it just hit me my son is DEAD????

kind of a big fan of how insane Apple is

space crackheads. the future is amazing

I AM CASSIUS AU BELLONA, SON OF TIBERIUS, SON OF JULIA, MORNING KNIGHT, AND MY HONOR REMAINS
(ten years of brotherhood gone in a breath PACK IT UP BUDDY SHUT UP YOURE HIS SON AND HES DOING IT ALL FOR YOU)

I feel so not feminist bc i dont think lyria’s chapters are interesting but i cant help it like at least darrow is committing war crimes

BAIJIU MENTIONED 🗣️

i see my future and it is becoming cassius (an alcoholic that never gets over things)

darrow slowly becoming my second favorite fictional war criminal

OH MY GOD???????? lowk i think victra and darrow wanna fuck even tho theyre married

my son (cassius) returned and hes been massacred (they made him ugly)

ephraim is house if he was a space pirate instead of a doctor

Ok his son is lowk a bitch wheres MY son (cassius)

“Lo, wife” “Lo, husband” oh my god maybe love does exist

SPACE VELOCIRAPTORS???? I love this book

there’s way too many foot fetish jokes for me to think that matt dinniman doesnt have a foot fetish bc like i was told once u can joke abt it too much and then it becomes real

fanfiction exists in universe, its mentioned, and its a smut slash fic of carl and space alex jones? are we sure this book is for the male gaze