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Unfortunately this book is about men, however I am enjoying it so far!

I read the intro and already too much information for my peanut brain

This book is long! Lots of weird sex stuff

Elena is always right about what I’ll like

I don’t like this I’ve become bored

I read the authors wiki page and learned that he edited the Wikipedia pages of his enemies using my father’s name as a pseudonym. It’s interesting though so I’ll keep reading.

So much drama !

Loved when pinu’s is ugly so she blames the father

This book is enriching my life

Interesting so far but too many dumb anecdotes about canoeing and eels plz stick to the physics

Dang this book is great gossip

Spending some time with my boi Fyodor, he really gets me:

“she’s restless, sarcastic, double-tongued, explosive …”

“I’m poor and naked, and an atom in the whirl of people”

My siblings have bullied me for having asthma since childhood

Cool cool cool

“Just two wet tongues flailing away in each other’s mouths” (yes that is a direct quote)

So horny!

Magic 🌸 <3

Dang Salman - I like what I like this guy so good.

daddy issues

Huge bummer so far

Makes you read slowly

Lots of pictures and blank space, wish more characters got to have names.

Science rules!

Absolutely Throwing 100k in a fire to spite your ex