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can’t explain but this is already the best written thing i’ve ever read

i think i’m finally starting to get it

“There is a boy, and lust
Has crushed my spirit - just
As gentle Aphrodite planned.
Since I have cast my lot, please, golden-crowned
Aphrodite, let me win this round!”

the irony of “gentle” aphrodite and the pain she causes

i was unaware of how much of this book would consist of detailed descriptions of poop and the act of pooping

sorry now that everyone knows about their relationship idgaf anymore i’m struggling to finish

the emails in this book r insane no wonder these two noobs got their shi leaked

straight people probably don’t spend this much time convincing themselves they’re straight

i didn’t know this line was from this book !

i don’t know if i like this or not im cringing too much

my library book is in rough shape what are u people doing whilst reading this 😭

reading a book that’s only 10 years old and seeing something that was in fashion when it’s set, treated as outdated by the author, yet is trendy again now is a full circle moment