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wait… I’m tuned in

Made it to Circe’s island, surely nothing pork adjacent happens here, right?

Starting to think the husband is more terrifying than anything else going on here

Just had to pause eating my lunch *shudder*

I am seated, this is MESSY

Enjoying this and I definitely didn’t expect to

Nobody bug me my show is on

These emails are testing me

This shit is crazy wtf

“Bet they didn’t teach you this in elk school” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Darlingstern come back to me

Entertaining enough as a satirical comedy on audio, absolutely not sure how anyone reads it seriously.

I’m only listening to this because a 30 second clip of the audiobook on Twitter made me literally laugh out loud and THATS IT. ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM? I’m kinda scared though

DONT ASK!

At first I was like “sogging🤨” now I’m like “sogging😲”

bro this shit is terrifying what the hell

I’m vaguely worried I am reading a different book than everyone who has rated this 5 stars

In my horror era apparently??? You’d think it was October

really horny vampires??

PLEASEEEEE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE NICKLEBACK!!!!! You know what I need to go back and re rate all of Freida’s books 5 stars now that I know she’s doing it all on purpose 😭😭😭 sorry for ever calling you my Nemesis girlfriend, I take it back, that was before I was enlightened to your Methods