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haven’t read this in weeks but restarted it today and I’m soooo bored. Morris is fun tho

“I don’t admit that the reason I hate him quite as much as I do is that he’s the first prime minister in my adult life who has more hair than me. No wonder he is so smug. I would be too. The lid on him is outrageous. There’s so much of it he can’t even be bothered to brush it.” HE IS TALKING ABOUT BORIS JOHNSON 😭

‘It takes all my will not to casually enquire into the origin story of his hair loss and whether it started at the front or the back.’ THIS GUY KILLS ME LMAO

‘We were never meant to be with each other. Men and women are not compatible.’ A married man saying this??? just be with a man, if you really feel this way 🙂

i love their banter

I unfortunately relate to a lot of the underlying reasons behind their inability to communicate

She might have given her a brother a pass but I won’t. That guy is a shitty older brother and he needs to do better

I hate her mother pt.374763717273

‘that laugh had become the soundtrack in the movie of my life, playing quietly in the background, unknowingly making everything brighter, better.’ 😭😭

i HATE her mother

Her mother is pmo man

i LOVE large marge and the ppl in this town but im so scared. I have a bad feeling

I hate her dad

Oh, this is not gonna end well

‘It is a rebellion against God to attempt something that God does not wish to be achieved’

I’m loving this

the coconut pillow is actually the main character of this book

The bride is so funny lmao and I hate her husband and Mia

SEE??? TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH! they’re actually really sweet together

they’re pmo man. just talk for like 5 minutes without offending each other and you could quickly figure out that you’re actually very similar

THE RABBITS SOCORRO

oh… ok. they’re both just really mean ig

uhm… literally just started and this conversation is giving misogyny wtf