Kelly Williamson > Recent Status Updates

The event described in the blurb has still yet to happen 🤨 am I still reading…exposition??

Well we’ll return to this when my Libby hold renews 🙄

Every chapter I’m like “things have to turn around for someone soon” and then every chapter it somehow gets worse for them

It’s somehow worse than imagined and there’s still 30 more pages

No one needs to comment on this okay

Kyle my dude I so appreciate you getting me this book to read but I am so confused

My car rides to Ohio 🤝 RF Kuang

If you’re asking yourself, “is Kelly overcompensating because of the last book she read?” you would be correct

we’re back baby 😎

I’m on page 1 and there’s already a typo I fear this will be another dead romantics instead of another seven year slip 😔

If I have to read it it’s getting logged for my reading goal gosh darn it

all animals are created equal 🫡 some are just more equal than others 🫡

No yeah the swap to second person isn’t throwing me off at all thank you for asking

I feel like I need to personally apologize to the Swedes for this book

So maybe I’m not cut out for girl with the dragon tattoo

She’s now flushed fur and a (literal) rat tail in her toilet. Did no one ever tell her not to flush her tampons down the toilet? Same concept applies here

“You are utterly indecent” — Edward referring to bella wearing a khaki maxi skirt

She’s used “preternatural” and “dais” and I can’t remember if I’m reading Emily Henry or SJM

Is this a love story between her and her peleton or what? Because lemme tell ya, that didn’t end well for Mr Big

Just when I thought I was free from them ungodly long scenes of walking through caves

Was too embarrassed to bring crescent city to my hair appt so time to start book club book 😮‍💨

Sarah really had them walking through a cave for like 200 pages then decided to drop lore for 20+ pages straight 🧍🏼‍♀️

why is someone named rosemary hale? That’s far too close to (pro-life propaganda 🥴) queen Rosalie Hale

Okay I’ll let this 3rd mention of her IRL bakery go since they also went to culvers

Tell me how she continues to mention her IRL bakery

Back to the grind 😤

Time for a palate cleanser. In the words of ms carpenter: I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker

Only took me 20 pages of empire of storm to realize I skipped this book 😀🔫