Ellie > Recent Status Updates

i feel like the way i think is being put into words

girliepop you have a master’s in chemical engineering you can fix your own sink

a hangxiety victim 3

i was like “wow this plot seems really familiar!” turns out the author writes fanfiction and i follow her on tumblr

oh they’re having a bella and edward in biology class moment

mom you can go ahead and stop reading my updates now

“i saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because i couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs i would choose. i wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as i sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black…

avocado with WHAT NOW

i wander home buzzed on espresso, sugar, and math every night

tell me something true, or tell me nothing at all

free my girl reva

i’ve already had to google so many drugs

oh, so now we’re pro-life??

i maintain that thalia and katrina are the only people who don’t suck

oh my god shut up

all of these people suck except katrina, thalia, and iris

for the love of god that’s not what femme means

no but like this is kind of exploitative… like you want her to go through pregnancy so she can “share” a child with your fucking ex?? that’s fucked