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Things are getting real hot and awkward between January and Gus.......

OUUUUUUUCHHHH now I can see why Gus is pissed TF off all the time because if I was in his shoes, I would be too 😭

Oh nvm Gus is pissing me off…what do you mean you still have the tuxedo from your FAILED marriage and then you just made out with your neighbor like it’s no biggie deal?

I’m currently that pointing Rick Dalton meme

I KNEW HE WAS PREVIOUSLY MARRIED

Him being bothered by Meg Ryan’s face made me laugh out loud, and January says “people say I look like her”, and Augustus says “no you don’t…there’s nothing I loathe about your face” Ooooooooooh !!

Augustus, go kiss her !! It’s not breaking a promise if YOU fall in love first 👀

January’s grief is so valid because it’s like she’s breaking up with her old life 😭

Hugging her and comforting her crying while there’s bird shit on her head is quite a compelling why !!! Okay Gus !

Gus OWNING a tuxedo…hmmm was this man engaged or something? Maybe even married? (Well idk how old he is but still, men from small towns out a ring on it young!)

His big reveal was “well ACTUALLY…I DID read one of your books”, so underwhelming

“Promise not to fall in love with me” gee I wonder what will happen later !

This is why I can’t do a small town 😭

Uhhhh January overshared…like, WAY too much. But my bestie’s been through TOO MUCH !!!!!!!

That grumpy “foot job” guy reading a book MUST be Gus lol

Saying Helen should have died is a WILD thing to say

Idk girl, he’s probably hooking up with one of the other prisoners or something

Mama Ala seriously seems like a boy mom

OMG Kòlò really said “I want off this planet !!” but in all seriousness, of course the only reason they’re enemies is because of a MAN

Waiiiiiiit I didn’t think she would do it !! I’m gonna be sick

Aremo making Òdòdó kill her own mother just to prove that she’s one of the Yorùbáland people instead of someone from Timbuktu is nasty work

Girl he feels like home because he abducted you !!!! Girl it’s all Stockholm syndrome !!!!

“I loved you even before I met you” is SUCH a narcissistic thing to say 😭

Òdòdó losing her hand because the other wife was jealous … I still blame Aremo but that woman is AWFUL for that !!

Aremo really must be thinking “HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN ??!?!?!!!” in Mr. Moseby’s voice

Oh no, you all are going to make me an Aremo apologist 😭 I know this is all a show but liiiiike