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shannon is 36% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

i think we should let jamal drive next

— 13 hours, 44 min ago Add a comment

shannon is 25% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

the ai really said gay rights

— 22 hours, 10 min ago 1 comment

shannon is 20% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

imagine if the ai had to use a dating app

— Jun 04, 2026 10:45PM Add a comment

shannon is 16% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

this is a duo i didn’t know i needed but i love them

— Jun 04, 2026 09:48PM Add a comment

shannon is 10% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

terrifying! thanks!

— May 28, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

shannon is 2% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

out lawyering the lawyer ;)

— May 25, 2026 03:44PM Add a comment

shannon is 68% done with Sunburn

“do i want to be safe and secure, or do i want to be happy?”

— May 09, 2026 01:09AM Add a comment

shannon is 65% done with Sunburn

i’m Upset ™

— May 05, 2026 02:12AM Add a comment

shannon is 39% done with Sunburn

just gals being pals yep

— May 05, 2026 01:24AM Add a comment

shannon is 3% done with Sunburn

oh small towns, how i lovehate you

— May 01, 2026 01:44AM Add a comment

shannon is 85% done with The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

I don’t like or trust Benji

— Apr 30, 2026 12:27AM Add a comment

shannon is 81% done with The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

< insert that one “good for her” meme here>

— Apr 29, 2026 02:05AM Add a comment

shannon is 48% done with The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

loving this so far, definitely is going in a route i didnt expect

— Apr 29, 2026 12:24AM Add a comment

shannon is 13% done with The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

fun premise so far, excited to see where we go from here

— Apr 28, 2026 02:58AM Add a comment

shannon is 95% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

“I love you” damn who’s cutting onions 😭😭😭

— Apr 27, 2026 12:05AM Add a comment

shannon is 89% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

I am Stressed™

— Apr 26, 2026 10:07PM Add a comment

shannon is 82% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

the meow 😭😭😭

— Apr 25, 2026 01:49AM Add a comment

shannon is 79% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

NO

— Apr 25, 2026 12:48AM Add a comment

shannon is 74% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

oh the system messaging is insane rn

— Apr 24, 2026 10:24PM Add a comment

shannon is 65% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

cascadia is killing me lmaooooo

— Apr 22, 2026 01:28AM Add a comment

shannon is 58% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

“who the hell is candy newton” 😂

— Apr 21, 2026 12:32AM Add a comment

shannon is 52% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

they’re in their besties arc 🥰

— Apr 20, 2026 02:22AM Add a comment

shannon is 47% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

I’m sure *nothing* bad will happen at this meeting

— Apr 19, 2026 02:39AM Add a comment

shannon is 33% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

h o l y shit

— Apr 18, 2026 09:21PM Add a comment

shannon is 24% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

katia my love you deserve the world

— Apr 17, 2026 06:14PM Add a comment

shannon is 19% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

the collective “god damn it donut” is sending me

— Apr 16, 2026 09:05PM Add a comment

shannon is 15% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

i’m so emo about this introduction

— Apr 16, 2026 01:23AM Add a comment

shannon is 10% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

not the full name 😂

— Apr 15, 2026 11:55PM Add a comment

shannon is starting This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

what are the chances that the ninth level will be so calm and cool and not traumatizing at all

— Apr 12, 2026 10:48PM Add a comment

shannon is 93% done with The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

should have sided w the seals smh

— Apr 11, 2026 11:12PM Add a comment

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

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