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someone said there's an alien sex scene further in the book and occasionally when i'm in a really bad mood and i think about the fact that i'm going to have to read an alien sex scene (wow i can't believe we all have to read alien sex scenes eventually) it genuinely makes my mood even worse. one time i spent 3 hours mad as fuck bc i was already irritated and then i remembered the alien sex scene was going to happen

Man I’m trying so hard to care but it’s like trying to force a dry dook out of your anus without causing a ‘rrhoid