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I am…unsure how I feel about this book

Back in the saddle, folks!

Im sorry, she’s the world’s greatest assassin…and she’s EIGHTEEN? Okaaay.

*Mariah Carey voice * it’s TIIIIIIIIIIIME! I have had this book on my tbr for YEARS and have hyped it up in my mind for that entire time. I told myself I’d finally read it as a reward for passing all my exams and now it’s finally happening. Stay tune to see if I just gaslit myself for the last few years about this being a great series

But like…do we get a chapter in Kaleb’s POV? Because I will die if we do. That’s all I want from this book

Oh this is THAT book. I feel like this is a rite of passage that I was not expecting to come across so soon. Oh well #anythingforbookclub

lol this whole dehydration/rehydration of people is very much giving Rick and Morty Childrick of Mort energy where the planet just starts spewing out clay gumby people

I take it back...this is pretty hard to get into.

@Allison, I fear for my mental health in this last 25%

I'm really just along for the ride and hoping I can catch the gist by the end of it

I really said “let’s try a sci-fi book!” then promptly yeeted myself into the deep end

I’m sorry wtf

Is this the start of her revenge villain era? Here for it 👏🏻

“Serial sexual predator, Jupiter” lmao we love a book that calls Zeus right out

There’s a whole conversation about the names of their cows? 😂

HE MADE HIM AN NPC. WEEPING.

CRYING.

NO. STOP. THIS ISNT HAPPENING

Nightmare fuel: do I hate them because they are me?

Good Lord Sam is the most extreme overthinker and it gives me so much anxiety

Aha. Jk. Sadie is the worst. Like I’m sad for her but she’s also horrible.

Poor Sadie :(

Kenophobia: derived from the Greek words for empty and fear, so it’s the fear of large empty, open spaces. I don’t know why but I love that

The way this book has me absolutely cackling

I…dislike all of them?

Opal’s internal dialogue cracks me up. Also, these supporting characters are phenomenal

Brynne Weaver’s writing style is absolutely one of my faves. Truly delightful.

the house is my favorite character and that’s not even a snarky comment! I’m 1000% serious

oh my gosh. Is this not YA??! I don’t remember YA being so…violent

I just…don’t care anymore lol it’s like the whole plot has been lost in the last five chapters. Ever since her mom dipped and then her cousin showed up, it’s like a completely different story