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“Like I could miss him when he’s standing next to Adam Carlsen. They’re the Mount Rushmore of STEM academia”

“She seems to think he’s trustworthy but idk. He looks like an oak tree on steroids with a six-foot-eight wingspan. Is he even human?”

“You see this scrawny, stunted, unmuscled body? It’s built to live in parasitic symbiosis with a couch. It resists training with the force of many million ohms.”

“I’d like to look back on my life and remember every single thing. But if I don’t, I hope I remember that it was a love story. And that the love story was about you.”

“Some things are worth remembering, Samantha. No matter how much they hurt.”

“That there is nothing more beautiful than being a witness to someone’s life. To know them inside and out and be with them through everything, share the same memories. Memories are everything. I want that.” 🥺🥺

“It was my first alien abduction. You always remember your first. I love them already!!

Dying slowly to know more

I’m loving it so far!