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“‘Chopping off dicks and eating them?’ With an expression of disgust, he shook his head. ‘Only a woman could come up with something that twisted’” OH DO WE REALLY WANT TK GO THERE HUH?

Bora highkey seems like a bad friend. Doesn't know the right clothes for any situation

"'I don't plan on saying a word...I want what you have.' Kangmin repeated. Junyoung took a step back. 'You can't be serious.'
'Why wouldn't I be? Truthfully, you're doing what we're all dying to do. You think if any of these guys knew they could get away with it, they wouldn't try? We're men.'" hate em

"She's crazy," Kangmin said after the fact. He twirled his finger around his temple. "But most of the females in accounting are..."

first, females is crazy
second, is this play about me?

Are we breaking the 4th wall?