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Romance book? More like horror. WHO DOES THIS?! The plot twist was crazy.

Haven’t they only known each other for a month or something?

{“I brushed my teeth, Wren, I saw you and I brushed my teeth.”}
Me

{ “Do you Watch all your ex boyfriends nap?”}
Muahhshaha

Ugh Asher

I love you, Kamala

I love you, wren omg

Kasie, you always have to do something to give me second hand embarrassment …. This is so sad

BAD BAD ASHER

Shut up

MAMMA MIA ASHER!!!!!!

{“Oh, I thought we were friends today.”}

BAHAHAHAVDDJEBDHEJVE

ASHERRRRRRRR

{ “Are you scared?” I asked softly.
“Terrified.”}

{“What if,” he said, “you stay in your bubble of protection and I climb in there with you?”}
RAHHHHHHHH

{ “Oh yes, he said, playing along. “I just heard someone say that a few days ago. That Wren, she’s so well adjusted.”
“You mean when I was having a breakdown at the shelter?”
“You call that a breakdown?” He asked. “It could use some work.” }

{
"You know what your problem is?" Kamala asked.
"Which one? I have many."
"You feel like you revealed too much last night. You like this boy. You showed him more than you were ready to show him and now you're pretending like it's him who's trying to pull back when really it's you."}


Mmmmmm🫰🫰

Back Rubs?! Asher, ily!!!!!!!

EEEEEEK I LOVE YOU, ASHER

{
“You think I’m doing all this for Erin?” he said.
“Well, for Bean.”
“You think I’m doing all this for Bean?”}
HEHEHEHEHWEHEH

{He put his hand on, my lower back, steadying me. I met his eyes, which were crinkled at the corners with his smile. My breath caught.}

🦋🦋🦋

“A Dragonborn paladin.”
Wren’s reaction lol!

“You named the cookies?”

Asher, ily, you deserve better😣

Had to pull out calibre to make it genuinely pg-13, but that’s how bad I wanted to read this

Holy Moly Guacamole

{ “Briggs saved my life.” Judd forcibly shifted his eyes away from the man in the picture and turned to look at me. “He saved me, the day he brought me Dean.”

{ Michael poked Sloane’s foot with his. “Is it the one about the beagles?”

{ “Don’t look at me like that,” Michael said quietly. “Not you, Cassie.”

😫