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Chloe is 15% done with Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch #1)
maybe the reason i’m single is because deep down i’m holding out hope that one day scientists will find a way to make book characters real and i can finally marry carrot
Dec 23, 2025 03:18PM Add a comment
Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch #1)

Chloe
Chloe is on page 300 of 698 of When the Moon Hatched (Moonfall, #1)
ohhh here we go lads
Dec 09, 2025 09:59AM Add a comment
When the Moon Hatched (Moonfall, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is 13% done with When the Moon Hatched (Moonfall, #1)
i’m sorry but why can’t you call it a day and a night? ‘dae’ and ‘slumber’ feel so stupid and forced.
aurora rise and aurora fall and aurora cycle instead of sun?? if you’re gonna do that give us something of an actual aurora to make it worthwhile otherwise it’s just different for different’s sake
Dec 07, 2025 04:50AM Add a comment
When the Moon Hatched (Moonfall, #1)

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Chloe is on page 205 of 287 of The Colour of Magic (Discworld, #1)
RIP terry pratchett you would’ve loved ‘anything for you obama - then perish’
Nov 04, 2025 02:45AM Add a comment
The Colour of Magic (Discworld, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is starting The Colour of Magic (Discworld, #1)
sure every other time i’ve reread a discworld book at random i’ve been in a suboptimal mental state… but i promise this entire series reread is different. i’m doing great 🙂🙂🙂
Nov 01, 2025 04:17PM Add a comment
The Colour of Magic (Discworld, #1)

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Chloe is 90% done with The Will of the Many (Hierarchy, #1)
i understand this bit is meant to be scary and everything but all i can picture is going through a nether portal in minecraft, complete with the whooshing sound effects and wobbles 😭😭
Oct 31, 2025 06:39AM 1 comment
The Will of the Many (Hierarchy, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is 40% done with The Will of the Many (Hierarchy, #1)
i am truly no better than a man overlooking somewhat lackluster characterisation for an intriguing world and what is clearly a long lost prince
Oct 27, 2025 04:10AM 3 comments
The Will of the Many (Hierarchy, #1)

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Chloe is on page 329 of 368 of The Wicked Lies of Habren Faire
maybe it’s the delirium, maybe it’s the headache, maybe it’s maybelline but ‘none of this lasts but all of it matters’ is my kryptonite. tears.
Oct 23, 2025 02:04PM Add a comment
The Wicked Lies of Habren Faire

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Chloe is 60% done with Mother of Death & Dawn (The War of Lost Hearts #3)
this most definitely eats

i might throw up
Oct 17, 2025 09:05AM Add a comment
Mother of Death & Dawn (The War of Lost Hearts #3)

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Chloe is starting Mother of Death & Dawn (The War of Lost Hearts #3)
been like 6 months since i read the second book in the series i wonder how long it’s going to take for me to remember what’s going on here
Oct 12, 2025 04:32AM Add a comment
Mother of Death & Dawn (The War of Lost Hearts #3)

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Chloe is 50% done with The Bloody Branch: A gorgeously dark and magical novel inspired by three Celtic heroines
listen if welsh mythology has no fans, im dead.

i was so excited!! deeply welsh!! set in north wales!! Yr Wyddfa!! Gwynedd!! Ynys Môn!!

however… this is so dense with metaphors it is physically difficult to read. not slow, but the metal equivalent of wading through chest deep muddy water.

i put this down a week ago and have not had a single thought about it since
Oct 08, 2025 06:40AM 1 comment
The Bloody Branch: A gorgeously dark and magical novel inspired by three Celtic heroines

Chloe
Chloe is on page 154 of 480 of Harper Fire HarperCollins Sisters of Sword and Song.
you can’t name her ‘convict 8561’ and not expect me to starting singing les mis in my head
Oct 07, 2025 09:23AM Add a comment
Harper Fire HarperCollins Sisters of Sword and Song.

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Chloe is on page 390 of 576 of The End Crowns All (Girl, Goddess, Queen, #2)
i have read what feels like a billion retellings or accounts of the trojan war. i know how it ends. in blood and fire and anguish.

AND YET

i cannot shake the hope that maybe this time will turn out different. pandora’s box. yet again.
Oct 03, 2025 02:12PM Add a comment
The End Crowns All (Girl, Goddess, Queen, #2)

Chloe
Chloe is on page 70 of 416 of Herc
at the risk of speaking too soon i am finding this style fascinating at the minute
Sep 14, 2025 11:08AM Add a comment
Herc

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Chloe is finished with Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
i’d carry you with me either way

even on reread 8? 9? i am fundamentally unwell. i am undone by camilla next.
Aug 09, 2025 01:13PM Add a comment
Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)

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Chloe is 99% done with Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
3.3 parents per child?
WRONG.
spiders-beautiful ruby, who lives in a cave and eats parents for breakfast is an outlier adn should never have been counted.
Aug 05, 2025 11:06AM Add a comment
Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)

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Chloe is 50% done with Seven Deadly Thorns
id bet good money that this was written by an american author with a thing for a british accent. not saying its good or bad, just… identifiable.
Aug 05, 2025 10:20AM Add a comment
Seven Deadly Thorns

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Chloe is 20% done with Seven Deadly Thorns
published books are deeply letting me down rn so maybe an ARC can save me from this slump
Aug 04, 2025 12:55AM Add a comment
Seven Deadly Thorns

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Chloe is 75% done with Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
the more i read this the more i like ianthe 😔😔😔
Jul 10, 2025 06:33AM Add a comment
Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)

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Chloe is 67% done with Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
‘the world had been ended’
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU you know what you did
Jul 06, 2025 01:49AM Add a comment
Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)

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Chloe is 98% done with Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
orpheus doesn’t look back at his eurydice and STILL doesn’t get to keep her 😭😭😭
Jun 21, 2025 06:10AM Add a comment
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is starting Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERE WE GO AGAIN LADS
Jun 13, 2025 12:06PM Add a comment
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is finished with The Atlas Paradox (The Atlas, #2)
can i not quite bring myself to care because we’re not getting enough time with the characters to truly truly understand them and the forced mystery is just a little much or is it just because i am having a Weird Time rn… i want to give benefit of the doubt and say the latter but idk man… it’s all a little flat for me.
Jun 12, 2025 09:49AM Add a comment
The Atlas Paradox (The Atlas, #2)

Chloe
Chloe is starting The Count of Monte Cristo
@ joe if this doesn’t eat im going to make you eat it. all 1200 pages
Jun 01, 2025 02:22PM 1 comment
The Count of Monte Cristo

Chloe
Chloe is starting Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches, #4)
don’t worry about it guys i’m so fine
May 26, 2025 01:41PM Add a comment
Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches, #4)

Chloe
Chloe is on page 250 of 474 of Girl, Goddess, Queen (Girl, Goddess, Queen, #1)
not only does it have some lovely exploration of the insanity of splitting every single human activity along a gender binary that i personally feel is perfectly calibrated to the YA target audience… but the FLIRTING. GOD I LOVE THIS. SO MUCH GIGGLING. HEHEHEHEHHEHEEEEEEEE
May 13, 2025 02:49PM Add a comment
Girl, Goddess, Queen (Girl, Goddess, Queen, #1)

Chloe
Chloe is 60% done with Ruthless Vows (Letters of Enchantment, #2)
I LOVE LOVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Apr 26, 2025 05:21PM Add a comment
Ruthless Vows (Letters of Enchantment, #2)

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