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In my fantasy era

When the prose reads like poetry mmmmm

‘Geordie girls are up there with Irish girls and Scottish; the black women of white women, you know?’
I can’t tell if this book is wattpad garbage or pure genius

Is this satire I can’t tell

Here we go

At first I was like ‘okay I get it it’s shit to be a woman’ now I’m thinking what a subtle and insightful portrayal of the mundane horrors of womanhood

Finished the first part of this, it was alright. Onto the second and it’s picking up

This book bangs

mans just name dropped Karen Barad now we're talking

so far has only referenced one woman and pretty sure I wrote all this in my dissertation James keep up x

wonder how my ex gf is doing

gave up on all my other books. whoops

Miss Faye you are amazing

better than david foster Wallace

the police call me every other day from an unknown number to remind me that they have failed me. I have stopped answering. I read this book instead and attend self defence classes on a Sunday

Birthday book. Bus to work book. Too snowy to ride my bike book. My favourite author's favourite book. I think I'm going to like this book.

Not really sure what to make of this so far. There's parts that I love, and parts I'm deeply confused by. I've not worked out if I enjoy the style of writing- if the metaphors are stylish or clumsy and overcooked. Maybe that's the charm of it? Let's see. I started my new job today, I think I'm going to like it there. It's basically professional hanging out #win

I started reading this yesterday. I had to run some chores in Chorlton and brought this with me to read on the tram. I bumped the tram and although there are only two stops between Burton Road and Chorlton, I felt too nervous to read. The wool shop I needed to visit had run out of wool. I spent £6 on cheesecake from Barbican. Perhaps Bell Hooks was wrong, perhaps in some special cases love and violence can co-exist.

reading porn at work

guys I'm gobsmacked