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john legoat

it’s cold war geopolitical espionage mid-february

faithfully catalogues the experience of being 8 years old and getting so excited u throw up

“What I must know is whether you are indeed one of those creatures in the lowest grade of mentality and even of charm, one of those contemptible creatures who are incapable of forgoing a pleasure. And if you are such, how could anyone love you, for you are not even a person, a clearly defined entity, imperfect but at least perfectible. You are a formless water that will trickle down any slope that offers itself.”

the tyranny of bedtime

“my dad who can psychically detect jews but is not bigoted towards them” and “accidentally snitching on my uncle’s prostitute” are both great bits and we’ve barely started

yeah this was written by a french gay guy

truth nuke

people from nyc trying to write a novel: new york city baby greatest city in the world

YAYYY

worst reading slump of my life

nobody talks about how this one stalls the fuck out in the last third

nixon epigraph literally the hardest ive ever laughed at words on a page

this is almost totally comprised of melodrama and heavy-handed biblical allegory but i am still tearing up incessantly

SUPER ANIMALS IN MY CRACK

Tchitcherine 😃

loved the mineshaft and air balloon two-phase musical boss fight

PART 3 🔥🔥🔥🔥