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Wee woo wee woo this one belongs in horny jail

Good news yall there’s apparently 16 of these books

Pump this straight into my veins

I deeply regret jumping into this without reading more about it. I don’t I’m going to DNF this one. I can sniff enemies to lovers a mile away and I refuse to degrade myself.

This has one of the most painfully cringy descriptions of sex that I have ever had the displeasure of reading in a fantasy book. Can’t bring myself to finish the chapter.

I feel like I am reading a master piece that I am too dumb to understand. Very similar to being in a museum of fine arts and just thinking “ooo that’s pretty”

Non fiction? *gasp* 😱

You know your plot is convoluted when the final book opens with a chapter by chapter summary of the first two books

I thought this was the last book and just found out there’s three more and they all get seemingly longer. End my suffering

Will this book never end

record of tropes that annoy me-
•why is everyone growling? Wtf?
•love triangles are a lazy way to make conflict
•”I must break up with him to save him, but can’t say anything about it” really annoys me.

More to come

Very similar emotional experience to seeing a horrific accident on the side of the road and being unable to stop looking

I feel like this book will never fucking end

Okay people have pissed and shit themselves WAY too many times in the last two books.

The main Saint in this story is names “Delphine” and it’s really taking me out of the story

It’s giving wheel of time if wheel of time weren’t fucking boring

Update, we also have
-guilds
-universe specific swears
-magic schools

Someone needs to make a bingo card of fantasy trips that inevitably get renamed across every series. A few pages in and there’s already a version of-
•A Gambling card/board game
•A Magic system
•A Giant orc like creatures
•Religious gods

God bless this series

This fuckin book slaps

Jesus christ this book is long