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I’m starting to be of the opinion that Rainey doesn’t deserve Travis 😗

God she’s pig headed

“The Germans you helped didn’t know what to do with him, so they shipped him to you.”

Lmfao

Oh it’s not just the dog 😭 girl u really fucked up. I would’ve just 💀 myself honestly

“And you went and let people blindfold you and killed a dog.”

You sure did 😴

“I did this. I told Junsu. And he used it against me. Lana bribed him. Jesus Christ. My own trainer…”

Yeah…called the disaster-to-be right when she spilled the beans

“All because of one mistake. One accident. One tragedy that had linked Lana and me together forever.”

If you had told me what it was I would be more inclined to be sympathetic to your cause. However, as it stands, you keep pissing me off

“Developing a Vin Diesel shoulder overnight.”

This book isn’t perfect but it’s humor is

It took me this long to realize they’re talking about the polo that people play on horseback. This entire time I thought he played water polo

Ngl, her dad is a horrible parent

Not that 18yo is adult by any means, but shouldn’t she be a little less immature by now

I’m sorry but what is the point of all her family drama?

Annoyance sparked inside Carter. “You know, just because you can see everything doesn’t mean you have the right to know everything.” Donovan stared at her, expressionless. “That’s rich coming from you.”

BAHAHAHAH TELL HER DONOVAN

I’m not gonna lie I’m bored

Oh my god are they seriously kissing after he drank milk? 😭 imagine the milky tongue 🤢

Just checking in:

The writting is so mid 😭. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s the first book I’m reading after Jane Eyre, but holy mid-ness

“That he had to be pretty darned awful to make Rochester look like the better choice.” - someone on Reddit about what they thought of St. John Rivers

Damn right

“Laws and principles are not for the times when there is no temptation: they are for such moments as this, when body and soul rise in mutiny against their rigour; stringent are they; inviolate they shall be.”

Preach

Did he really need this much drama and flare and manipulation in his proposal? 🙄

Well, fuck. Who would have thought Eliza was gonna verbally whoop her sister’s ass in such phenomenal fashion 🤩

“Good-night, my—‘“

Oh? Good night my what???👀

“Good-night, Jane.”
“Good-night, Helen.”

Fucking hell 😭

“If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved you, and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends” - Helen Burns

Goddamn I can’t stop crying with this book

All she ever wanted was to SEE the damn plate, not even eat in it. Yet she’s so browbeaten she is incapable of appreciating the beauty, and the treat that came with it 🥺

Roman grimaced. “I oughta be the one thanking her. She’s the fucking Terminator.”

Lmfao

“They hadn’t used a condom the last few times, knowing he was clean and that she was on birth control.”

Can I just say, I’ve read too many books to not string together exactly what’s gonna happen from this. The fact that she vomited the day before (aka where did her birth control go? yeah) and the fact that they go at it raw? Yeah. Bet ya a baby is in their near future

“You picked the right one. I’m a professional bitch. I’m a genius at taking cock. I make it look easy. World Class Bitch, that’s me. You won the fucking lottery when it comes to ass, love.”

Not that it’s not abhorrent, the reason why he can say that, but damn Ian’s hilarious sometimes

I’ve come to appreciate Mercy and his sledgehammer 🫶

“Yeah, okay. First off, you should have called. And second off, things are not fine. That guy is a grade A whackjob. And now he’s apparently pulling crazy ex-girlfriend stunts. Jesus.”

How can this book make me laugh so much when it’s so sad 🥲

At some point she’s gonna find out that his therapist is Mercy and be like “Tf??”