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LMFAO STEVEEEEE

Oh I new that was coming but it still made my jaw drop

Okay but are they really going to keep ignoring all of the massive red arrows pointing to Reese’s dad

I’ve been meaning to ask, what’s with the “sweet baby ○○○”s?

I wish authors were more creative and made more elaborate plots instead of making characters state the obvious and look dumb

“You know I’m only like this because I care so much about you?”

-said every red-flag-man ever

“Why would a human, who isn’t a native, be scared of us?”

-question asked by a man

He’s awfully insistent about having sex with her I’m not sure I like that………

Just wanted to note that I’m 100% reading IGATF as IDGAF and I truly dgaf

Hold up I just now decided to google what a maned wolf is…he’s a fucking lobo guará? Lmfao

Oh ffs suck it up buttercup

Eli could solve all of their problems by becoming clan leader but that’s the one thing he flat out refuses to do just because he doesn’t want the responsibility 🙄

How does one finger someone when one has webbed fingers

This is becoming so comical and I love it

“He could stalk her all he liked, so long as he stuck around.”

Girl 😂

I’m so ignoring the fact that he looks funny. To me he is hot-humanoid-merman. Period.

Knowing she is being stalked and not doing anything about it aside, she’s being incredibly smart and logical so far. Me likey

This idiot (mmc) is literally the cause of all of her problems. Also, his timing is horrible

Girl stfu with the butterflies

Her butterfly friends thing sounds so dumb 😭 girlllll

“I’m tethered. I’m tethered by my hair.”

And who could have predicted that 😂

Can she be any dumber

She…started crying…because she can’t process her emotions like a normal person?

No but really her hair is pissing me off. I’m sure it was meant to annoy you cause why on earth else would that be a thing

Girl if you didn’t want to be humiliated why do you keep putting yourself in the position to be humiliated

Babahahaah the fricking hair!!! I can’t

Lmfaoooooo you pathetic excuse—💀 have you ever heard of self control?? This was so cringe 😭😭😭 was it meant to be hot? Cause let me tell you, it wasn’t

And all of her inner monologues saying she “can’t” or she “shouldn’t” yet she goes ahead and does it anyway?? Aaaarrrghhhh

God I can’t handle her being mopey from her little heartbreak. It was a damn crush bitch get a grip

I just wish she wasn’t a girl with a stupid crush. Bring back nonchalance