Sarah > Recent Status Updates

"Your mouth better not be writing checks your tongue can't cash" HAHAHAHA

The Tully's being named after Sesame Street characters is amazing

"Split him from cock to throat" pro tip: throwing in random explicit words doesn't make your story edgy it makes you sound immature (and yes I'll say that about male authors/mmcs)

ENOUGH WITH THE SIMILES

STOP USING SNORT-LAUGH IT MAKES THE BOOK SOUND LIKE A BAD FANFICTION

HAHA GUYS SHE'S SO QUIRKY BECAUSE SHE MAKES POOP JOKES HAHAHA YOU CAN'T TAKE HER ANYWHERE

"I shrug. 'He was a squirter.'" THE DIALOGUE IS SO BAD

Sarah Parker wants to be GRRM SO bad

Am I impatient or is this book very confusing

What I hate about these recent fantasy books is the author looooves to tell us how powerful and cool and awesome and sexy these FMCs are without actually showing us and I'm like dawg you sound cringe

Oh scarlet is annoying AND stupid. Double whammy

Scarlet is so annoying and actually the worst

Best way to give me a book ick: show me the MMC with someone else

Not the underwear drawer raid

The worst crime of this book is being painfully basic

Oh suddenly Briony actually had a crush on Toven. How convenient. Why are we just now hearing about this

Man this really is a worse Manacled/Alchemised