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HAHA i wanna quote this so bad

how heavy is a wig projectile that it makes not only an audible sound but a loud sound when it hits its target

theres a gabby petito reference here that feels apt but also a bit too soon?

holy SHIT?

im picturing this animated in a bobs burgers style

the unbidden thoughts are pronouncing "underfed" in my head as a past tense form of "underf" instead of "under-fed"

i need to get a move on with this to keep my reading streak up but so far its reading like it was written by someone who used to work for buzzfeed (derogatory)

i would love if jane lynch narrated this

well idk how to feel about this

*gloria pritchett voice* IIIII KNEWWW ITTTTT 👊👊👊👊

feeling a kinship with davina and her penchant for boutique coffee

theres an establishment called innocence and another called innovation which feels like an oversight bc of how easy it is to mix them up. or maybe im just being silly lol

i need to stop reading courtroom novels because i just dont click with them but the fast pace of this one is refreshing