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Breaking Dawn just made me wish for a couple of spin offs again, dang

The insanity of it all

Once again Bella, Eggward and Jacob need to learn about the concept of boundaries, and while they're at it Bella should look up what sexual coercion means.
I am 140 pages in and so far there hasn't been a single situation where I thought "yeah that's reasonable" my god (but it's also fun because it's so insane)

Almost done!

Some people, and I'm not naming any names *coughjacobedwardbellacough* need to learn about boundaries and how to respect them

It's so insane but I'm here for it

Margaret Atwood has yet to write something that disappoints me damn

Neither Edward, nor Jacob is a good choice for a boyfriend at this point my god. (But I am having so much fun)

I hate it here.

"Dream knowledge informed Wade that only women could read the weird glyphs; men could not."

What masterful writing.

We're referring to sperm as bitter sauce now. Great.

He made a German character called Wilhelm Karl von Heinrich and obviously he had to make him a neonazi. Sure, Lee.

The things I do for book bingo.

I already fucking hate it here. Saying that a character is mentally hurting and then - on the same page I might add - claim that he has no feelings is beyond dumb, but pop off Mr. Lee.