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Greta is 40% done with A Christmas Carol

i know Dickens wasn’t ACTUALLY paid by the word, but I can definitely see why people think so haha

Greta is 40% done with The Vampire Knitting Club (Vampire Knitting Club, #1)

bizarre choice to make the main character of a book (presumably) aimed at knitters someone who not only can’t knit, but is disdainful towards it 😐

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The Vampire Knitting Club (Vampire Knitting Club, #1)

Greta is 39% done with Good Spirits (Ghosted, #1)

the way this man is describing being a ghost it just sounds like he’s getting over a bad case of covid

— Dec 17, 2025 06:24PM 1 comment

Greta is 60% done with Spark of the Everflame (Kindred's Curse, #1)

does the prince really have nothing better to do than cosplay as a TSA agent

— Dec 15, 2025 05:21PM Add a comment

Greta is 10% done with Spark of the Everflame (Kindred's Curse, #1)

sHaDoW mAgiC 💀💀💀💀💀

— Dec 14, 2025 09:42AM Add a comment

Greta is 76% done with Lessons in Chemistry

i’m throwing this book at 102 mph at the nearest man

— Dec 13, 2025 06:25PM Add a comment

Greta is 23% done with Lessons in Chemistry

end of chapter 10: I shouted WHAT so loudly my bf came running bc he thought I had hurt myself 😱

— Dec 13, 2025 12:21PM Add a comment

Greta is 51% done with The Maiden and Her Monster

am i in a slump? bc why am i not liking any book rn

— Dec 12, 2025 08:54AM Add a comment

Greta is 27% done with The Gathering Storm (The Wheel of Time, #12)

i fucking loathe Gawyn, i have hate in my heart for who he is and what he does as a person

— Dec 11, 2025 10:34PM Add a comment

The Gathering Storm (The Wheel of Time, #12)

Greta is 86% done with Hazelthorn

i know i fell for it in CG Drew’s other book…… but also, duh?

— Dec 11, 2025 09:01AM Add a comment

Greta is 85% done with Elantris (Elantris, #1)

😧😱💀

— Dec 08, 2025 09:45PM Add a comment

Greta is 47% done with Elantris (Elantris, #1)

hep i can’t stop reading

— Dec 07, 2025 05:58PM Add a comment

Greta is 40% done with The Jasad Heir (The Scorched Throne, #1)

the temperament of a deranged goose?? 🪿😭💀

— Dec 03, 2025 11:52PM Add a comment

The Jasad Heir (The Scorched Throne, #1)

Greta is 30% done with In a Holidaze

i love groundhog day plots haha

— Dec 02, 2025 10:56PM Add a comment

Greta is 32% done with The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

if i fell on my sword for you, would you go out with me?

— Nov 28, 2025 10:30PM Add a comment

The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

Greta is 16% done with The Gathering Storm (The Wheel of Time, #12)

*tugs on hair braid while wearing divided skirts* yeah this one is good so far

— Nov 25, 2025 08:47PM Add a comment

Greta is 84% done with Iron Widow (Iron Widow, #1)

the love triangle is triangleing! 📐

— Nov 24, 2025 07:00PM Add a comment

Greta is 70% done with Hamnet

ow ouch it hurts

— Nov 23, 2025 10:54PM Add a comment

Greta is 10% done with Iron Widow (Iron Widow, #1)

damn this girl is intense!

— Nov 23, 2025 09:38PM Add a comment

Greta is 78% done with Snake-Eater

i hope reading this doesn’t give me bad roadrunner karma bc i saw one the other day and would prefer it not to fuck up my yard/car

— Nov 22, 2025 09:01AM 1 comment

Greta is 60% done with Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

i got so caught up in the funny body swap portion of the book that i forgot we were actually going to have a plot haha

— Nov 21, 2025 08:43AM Add a comment

Greta is 27% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

made it to part 2 🤯🤯🤯

— Nov 17, 2025 10:08PM Add a comment

This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Greta is 51% done with The Last House on Needless Street

what is even happening

— Nov 17, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment

Greta is 15% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

my stupid kindle marked this as read :/

anyways, Gravy Boat is hilarious

— Nov 13, 2025 08:08AM Add a comment

Greta is 51% done with Alchemised

open your eyes!! you are describing an abusive relationship!! this is not romance!!

— Nov 10, 2025 01:36PM Add a comment

Greta is 23% done with Alchemised

if you read the handmaid’s tale and thought it was sexy, seek help.

— Nov 09, 2025 02:44PM Add a comment

Greta is 9% done with Alchemised

it’s nice that her captors give her enough downtime for her to info dump the world building to us 🫠

— Nov 09, 2025 10:59AM Add a comment

Greta is starting Alchemised

scared, worried, frightened

frightened that i’ll spend 1000 pages on a book that is boring, disgusting, or i don’t like

— Nov 09, 2025 07:37AM Add a comment

Greta is 79% done with A Dark and Secret Magic

i already want to reread this next year before halloween 🎃

— Nov 08, 2025 10:23PM Add a comment

Greta is 27% done with A Language of Dragons

how did Vivien master all these languages and not ever learn how to fucking communicate!! my girl is dumb as rocks

— Nov 04, 2025 08:49PM Add a comment

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