Emily > Recent Status Updates

Eli’s first reaction to Alex being sweet is wanting to punch him and I’ve never related to anything more in my life

This book is like crack cocaine for me specifically

I, much like Jeff, feel incredibly maternal to this kid oh my god

WE’RE GETTING A COOPER POV IM GONNA THROW UP

I have read one chapter of this book and am so thoroughly charmed oh my god I love them both

Literally sobbing over hazy being traded oh my god they broke a bonded pair 😭

smut so precious I cried and almost crashed my car

oh my god he’s so precious I want to die

Ryan you precious perfect darling I love you

Well this went from 0 to 100 very fast

Dude you should just change your name and start a new life at this point

Imma be so real here,, it is literally not his fault that all of you are literally awful

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN ASKING THE PAST 232 PAGES

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Oh my god it never stops

How is this guy the most un-insufferable character in this whole book

I can’t keep up with how much baggage this groups of people has

I would like to reiterate that this book is taking years off of my life

jesus christ

I actually do not know how anyone is expected to recover from this I’m-

I am actually possibly to scared to even pick this up and see how this goes oh my god-

The way in which I threw the book down and screamed in actual terror

Of course they are! Why wouldn’t they be!

I don’t know if anyone in this group can survive another party, man

I CANT TRUST ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING BOOK

This book is going to send me to an early grave