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I think I remember someone saying that "the biggest crime with this series is that the solution their entire problem is and has been readily fucking available this entire time and not a single person of the cast realizes it" and you know what? They were right. This whole mess has been avoidable SINCE THE BEGINNING with ONE (1) (☝️) fucking PHONE CALL

I wanna put forth the argument that this series is also romantasy because my GOD can we PLEASE focus on the FUCKING PLOT

I thought I was prepared for this to hit hard but uuuhhhh guess I vastly underestimated the vibe of this dear lord

What a great display of "letting your characters make mistakes" this book/story does oh my GOD

It's been a WHILE since I was this anxious about the Circumstances™ Nora NOOOOOO

Bro I thought this was gonna be a kinda fun, beginner's guide to astrophysics the way it's been so widespread and popular of a non-fiction book but man this sht is COMPLICATED 😭😭 is this gonna come on the test ???

I LOVE IT WHEN AUTHORS MAKE THEIR PREVIOUS BLORBOS HAVE CAMEOS IN THEIR NEWER WORKS AAAHHHHH <<<333

My suspisions that reading this as a continuation of the Project Hail Mary high would be a good move seem to have been very accurate, hehe 😌😌

SCREAMING CRYING THEOWING UP WHAT THE FUCKKKFJJJJJBBFBFVBFBDJBD

I AM UNWELL

Just when you think the characters have gone the most insane you've ever seen, ANOTHER comes along and goes "I can do worse"

Seeing Victor and Mitch try so hard to keep up the act that everything is fine just so Sydney doesn't worry or think that she did something wrong is BREAKING MEEEEEE 💔💔💔💔

It is SUCH A SHAME I'm not quite vibing with the writing style in this because the plot at large is so interesting ???

Like, a Peter Pan-retelling taking a sharp left into A Little Mermaid retelling?? Peter seeking out a sea witch to get to stay young because he's in fact a trans man experiencing dysphoria?? Fkn rad as hell of a concept

This is so cute what the HELL 😭😭😭😭😭 this is the kind of space aliens business I adore 😭😭😭 it's really giving friendly Doctor Who vibes but more science involved I'm SOBBINGGG 💕💕💕🫶🫶🫶

While the science IS definitely non-scientist-friendly and explained well, this book is REALLY testing my ability to pay attention and actually follow what I'm reading lmao

I love sci-fi

Low key wish I could have had an internal debate about which cabin I'd be in but ye no there's really not any other option than the Apollo one for me lmao

Also I would definitely have been as obsessed with this as I was with Winx Club had I read it as a kid for SURE

Alright let's see what this boyo is all about huh

It's been a Long Time since I read a book with such distinct, unique, REAL characters as there are in this book and I love it.

Bronca is probably my favorite lmao she's such an ICONNNN 🫶🫶🫶😩😩😩

Having gone to therapy and realizing that I in fact DO deal with anxiety makes reading books with MCs who DEFINITELY deal with anxiety hit way harder than it needs to, actually. Like, that's me in the corner (of the page) that's me in the spotlight (of the reading lamp) losing my [goddamn mind]

I am in actual tears. Sarah. Sarah you cannot have thought this imagery through. I beg of you to go on ao3 and research what actually good smut is like. You can't have Rhys shove himself into Feyre's ✨️LITERALLY✨️ GLOWING ASS DO YOU NOT HEAR HOW FKN RIDICULOUS THIS SOUNDS 😭😭😭😭

I am going to become the Joker. This book is the start of my villain arc. I'm going to CRY why the FUCK do you HATE BEING CONSISTENT WITH YOUR OWN FUCKIGN STORY

Started thinking a little too hard about what makes supposed love interest Rhysand different from Selwyn Kane and realized what makes Romantasy inherently different from Fantasy, and I am now inclined to agree that we should keep these genres far as fuck from each other actually

High Lord of the Spring Court: Tamlin
High Lord of the Summer Court: Tarquin

Sarah. Stop this. This has to stop. Listen to me-

High Lord of the Spring Court: Tamlin
High Lord of the Summer Court: Tarquin

Sarah. This has to stop. Stop this. Listen to me-

Feyre Archeron. FAE(RE) ARCHER(ON)???

Sarah I know naming things and characters is hard and requires more than 5 seconds of thinking and placeholder names are great for drafting but be so fucking for real right now

You cannot convince me we live in a timeline where this book touched the hands of a single editor

I haven't even made it past the wedding and I am legit furious over this woman's writing. What are we doing??? Is this fkn Madlibs ACOTAR edition??? There will be no blanks for me to fill in as an audience if you give me the bare bones of a fkn stick figure for your characters, Sarah.

Why did we need a sex scene there. What the fuck. Tamlin. Why are you a sexist bastard all of a sudden. Why can't you have a normal conversation like adults. You are like a gazillion years old. What are we doing. Why are y'all keeping your eyes open when you kiss what the fuck

This book is written so well but I have somehow fallen out of the habit of reading the past few weeks and am having to fight TOOTH AND NAIL to get back into it 😭 do NOT equate my lateness and slowness of reading this to in any way represent how good this book is bcs it IT phenomenal