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The way I had my suspicions that things were not fkn LINING UP RIGHT only to find myself at the top of the Jenga tower RIGHT WHEN JEMISIN PULLS OUT THE BOTTOM BRICK I'M

I've said it before but uh

The re-read value of this book/series is absolutely insane

Kids with no sense of consequences is my greatest fear

Almost inclined to categorize this book as "horror" with how many deeply unsettling, ominously described things there are going on rn

OH I just found the catnip. oh no god friggin damnit lmao I thought I could be enjoying this series SAFELY !! BUT NO !!

I can't get over that one post/comment I read online somewhere about how most/many dystopian 2010's books have ✨️female✨️ MCs that center around them making big changes to the world and coming into their own power and confidence, instead of having ✨️male✨️ MCs. I think I saw this take in the context of "boys don't read and then turn into men who don't read" but like... what an interesting shift, truly

[*takes a drag of a soap bubble cigarette and leans back into my bean bag*]

It really brings you back, doesn't it ?

I've had cravings for a proper nostalgic Wattpad book for SO LONG, and look what I managed to find while looking through actor's filmography lists on Wikipedia?

So far it is checking off all the clichés from the "stupidly hot areogant douche" boy to the "preppy Princeton-aspiring straight-A straightened-curls"-girl and it's wonderful

This is addicting in the same way reality tv shows like "the real housewives of [city]" is

Oh ?? OH ?? OH !??

Noemí please kick Virgil in the shins girl I'll hold him still for you we can split the blame I promise

This is so good so far aahhhh my heart is BREAKINNGGG 😭😭💔💔

Is this supposed to have any other purpose than fan service?

Hunting down the Exposition Creature in the middle of active battle because your own team conveniently can't figure sht out anymore HAS to count as cheating

The word "beneath" is written three times on the same ⅓ of a page with the air of "I forgot I already used that word in my last sentence" and I feel so bad for Sarah's audience because it's just disrespectful to your readers at this point, Sarah. Hire an editor. You have the money.

Ngl getting real tired of having the brutally awfully disgusting villain characters turn out to "actually be people with good intentions" only as soon as it serves the plot, only to have Rhysand and the gang insist on keeping up some made up reputation of them being awful when they're supposedly the only people in the world who believe in "female" rights

Sarah I beg of you to not write first person POV and then simply not explain what our first person POV person is THINKING

I AS THE READER CANNOT BE THE ONE FIRGURING OUT YOUR STORY FOR YOU. THIS IS NOT MADLIBS.

I think I remember someone saying that "the biggest crime with this series is that the solution their entire problem is and has been readily fucking available this entire time and not a single person of the cast realizes it" and you know what? They were right. This whole mess has been avoidable SINCE THE BEGINNING with ONE (1) (☝️) fucking PHONE CALL

I wanna put forth the argument that this series is also romantasy because my GOD can we PLEASE focus on the FUCKING PLOT

I thought I was prepared for this to hit hard but uuuhhhh guess I vastly underestimated the vibe of this dear lord

What a great display of "letting your characters make mistakes" this book/story does oh my GOD

It's been a WHILE since I was this anxious about the Circumstances™ Nora NOOOOOO

Bro I thought this was gonna be a kinda fun, beginner's guide to astrophysics the way it's been so widespread and popular of a non-fiction book but man this sht is COMPLICATED 😭😭 is this gonna come on the test ???

I LOVE IT WHEN AUTHORS MAKE THEIR PREVIOUS BLORBOS HAVE CAMEOS IN THEIR NEWER WORKS AAAHHHHH <<<333

My suspisions that reading this as a continuation of the Project Hail Mary high would be a good move seem to have been very accurate, hehe 😌😌

SCREAMING CRYING THEOWING UP WHAT THE FUCKKKFJJJJJBBFBFVBFBDJBD

I AM UNWELL

Just when you think the characters have gone the most insane you've ever seen, ANOTHER comes along and goes "I can do worse"

Seeing Victor and Mitch try so hard to keep up the act that everything is fine just so Sydney doesn't worry or think that she did something wrong is BREAKING MEEEEEE 💔💔💔💔