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Dr Carlsen mentioned 😭

Reading a Hazelwood B*SM book wasn't on my agenda for 2025.
But hey you know what ? I'll take it.

swear to god. Whenever i read about white families, dysfunctional asian families seem like heaven.

Ready to marry Johnny.

I like Vincent more ,ok ?

Never read about a tension so sharp. It could cut me open.
Ugh goddamnit

So smirks are in now. Yes they are in again. Nobody left their smirking phase even after the smirking jerk.

An alien smutty romance that is funny as fuck ?
Sign me up , bishes!

Fuck you , strane

Buddy change your name to Dr strane
Motherfucking manipulator

This 42 year old profess-piece of shit-or did not just give Lolita to his 15 year old student
You idiot pathetic truck.

Lowe 💋💋

I'm doing bullets with this one.

.Why ?
. I'm complaining to the publisher because this book was way too blurry for me(don't bring my tears in it)
.I love you rune
.Woods, lemme give you a kiss.
. No I have not moved on from a thousand boy kisses
. Nor will I ever. Poppy and rune forever
.Rune's cameo was everything
.Was that necessary in the epilogue?

Mister vice president?
Senator?

"What if I just read a so called gender bent version of lolita that's nowhere near in comparison to the afore mentioned book's literary excellence , would've nabvokov rolling in his grave and the only selling point of this book was it's the comparison with the other"
You're seriously underestimating how many times this book will want you to barf and gouge out your eyes.
You're underestimating.

Age gap done right.
Naz is now my baby.