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This last 30% is making me cry every 5 pages.

The emotional damage and constant rollercoaster is giving me a tummy ache……

This is so FREAKING COOL? Wait a minute I am simply too seated…

Mi fa tutto schifo.

Now, I’m no Medieval expert by any means but why do I feel like this is full of historical inaccuracies?

I am OBSESSED. Help????

Do not describe a woman exclusively in terms of how good she’d be in bed/her sexual appeal challenge: extra failed.
Getting very very annoyed despite doing my best to contextualize it to when this was written.

300 pagine di descrizioni di balene, sto per ammazzarmi.

Why is this book terrifying but also so horny?

I am very scared for them.

Ma Blue e Ronan esattamente come hanno fatto a prendersi una cotta per Adam? Non lo sopporto più, soprattutto non sopporto come tratta Gansey veramente una cazzata dopo l’altra.

Ma perché entrano tutti in casa degli altri a qualsiasi ora del giorno e della notte.

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.”

Possibly the best line ever written for the most ruthless villain ever written.

What kind of drugs does this woman put in her books? I physically can’t put it down.

I swear to god.

I am here once again politely asking Wintrow and Etta to stop being insufferable.

Fuck off Wintroooowww.

Everyone hates Malta but I really like her? I don’t know why I always have a soft spot for insufferable, spoiled brats.

What a group of insufferable people.

I’m sorry but Fitz is hated because of his bond with a wolf while here having a bond with a literal talking ship is not only allowed but treasured?

I’m on chapter 16 where the hell is The Fool.

The Fool where are you I miss you.

I can’t stand the scenes with Molly anymoooore.