Garry Nelson > Recent Status Updates

He’s not coming off as having adhd, it’s more giving auhd.

“Hey, no need to be snappy.”
Then stop with the unwarranted criticism. It’s okay for you to do but not your son?

You have two more chapters of this or I’m done.

They’re annoying

You just made someone else’s birthday party about yourself!?

“You want me to lie to him?”
No. He didn’t say that. He’s just trusting you to not tell his secrets to your partner. That’s not a wild concept.

“I know you don’t want to see him, sweetie, but it’s been ten years.”
Shut up mom

YAY!!!!

Give him tickets to the game!!!!

They’re driving me insane

Who cares? Fuck Sarah

“I was used to people leaving. I was good at accepting halves and small portions of time. Maybe too good .”
Big oof there bud, relatable.

Why would Silas tell you all his problems and worries if you won’t do the same Cooper?

That’s just the thing Sarah, you don’t get to make that decision.
I’m already over her, her attitude, and her fuck ass husband.

Yeah why didn’t he buy boots the first time!?

He really likes the word “octogenarian” doesn’t he? Lol

Careful, she might sue 😂. What a sad woman.

Of course he’s relieved, you claimed his bff in front of other people.

Why we bringing heteronormativity back into this?

So no one is going to say anything to her while actively being rude and cutting off your guest? What brave men they are.

Alright ya got me gal, I’m giggling.

Well luckily it doesn’t matter if your mom says you have to go, because you don’t! Oh, the benefits of being an adult.

Shut the fuck up Juniper

Shut the fuck up Juniper

Oh thank goodness he’s apologizing.