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Historical fiction with heavy emphasis on the fiction. Entertaining and humorous.

Look, I realize the title says it all, but I really am underwhelmed with a vacuum’s infinite sadness and its search for life’s meaning.

THIS. IS. HILARIOUS.

Moral of the story: lesbianism turns you in to a vampire 😆

This book is a buzzkill so far… and someone gets covid and you honestly would’ve thought they contracted the bubonic plague in 1346.

TBH I’m kinda bored

The writing style is killing me— so redundant. It will go something like: He’s looking at me like he doesn’t trust me. “I don’t trust you”, he says. Now I know, he doesn’t trust me.

I waited this long for this book at the library… for this? Zzzzzz

This book is missing all of the hilarity of her other books :( all the rom, none of the com.

The beginning of this book is making me insane. Woman addicted to heroin gets pregnant. Sister is OUTRAGED that the courts want to take the baby, while saying that it’s too hard for her sister to get clean and hold down a job, but she should get the baby, consequence free, anyways. I’m sorry… what? Yes, please, by all means, let’s give the baby to a heroin addict & hope for the best.

Zzzzz idk if I’ll finish

Good morning to everyone except Paris’s parents

70% in and I finally like the guy 😆

Read it in 2 days. First 30% I was like “why is this being recommended?” And the BAM! TW: It’s heavy on domestic violence.

A family is nice enough to give an unemployed girl a job and room & board, and to say thanks she snoops through their stuff until she finds suspicious things.

This book is hilarious

Literally LOL’d more times than I can count. Raunchy, but hilarious.

Cheeeeeese

About to DNF. An insecure group of people meet a wonky old lady.

This book is just sad so far…. It’s no Anxious People or Beartown so far.

Ughhhh soooo bored

Cute, but kinda over the Amelia-Bedelia-On-the-Spectrum narrators.

This guy is really great at taking ownership for things that weren’t his fault, and really shitty at taking ownership for things that were, in fact, his fault.

LOVING this, wowwwww there’s so much I don’t know about how Chinese women were treated